Sweet disaster ✝▽

I am a little drunk on you and high on summertime.

“—¡Bienvenida a McDonald’s! ¿Qué le doy? —Vergüenza. —¡Ya mamá! Déjame que estoy trabajando.”

—   (via esmifrase)

(via be-wild--and-free)

awwww-cute:

This is the cutest and happiest puppy I have ever seen

awwww-cute:

This is the cutest and happiest puppy I have ever seen

(via paradisehustler)

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

(via rawrsily)

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past


WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

bonercontrol:

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past

WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????

(via oknope)

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

but all you ever see are men’s

oh shit

(Source: uncooler, via fuckin-king)

“Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one.”

—   (via nicolezai)

(Source: latelycravingmore, via fuckin-king)

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

(via earthsbelonging)

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

(via oknope)

paytoni0:


"i don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

Still my favorite post in the world

paytoni0:

"i don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

Still my favorite post in the world

(Source: triple-six-kicks, via fuckin-king)

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via fuckin-king)

overachieving:

Tim Burton: “He was so desperately in love with Winona, that when they broke up, he wouldn’t admit it was over for the longest time.”

overachieving:

Tim Burton: “He was so desperately in love with Winona, that when they broke up, he wouldn’t admit it was over for the longest time.”

(Source: virgules, via metephor)

Me:

Who's a good boy?

Dog:

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me:

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lovingmalemodels:

#JoshFrank @franko_90 by @scott_teitler

lovingmalemodels:

#JoshFrank @franko_90 by @scott_teitler